Projects Currently in Hibernation

Welcome to my projects section! Think of this as the “before” picture in a home renovation show.

The Situation

I have projects. Multiple projects. Some might even call it a collection of projects. They’re just… well, they’re currently covered in digital dust and desperately need some TLC before I can show them off to the world.

What’s Happening Behind the Scenes

Right now, I’m:

• Blowing off the cobwebs (literally and figuratively)
• Making sure they actually work (quality control is important, folks)
• Deploying them to the cloud (because localhost doesn’t count as “live”)
• Writing README files that don’t just say “TODO: Write README”
• Removing all the console.log("WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING") statements

The Plan

Once I finish dusting off these code artifacts and get them deployed to places where other humans can actually see them, this section will be populated with real, working, deployed projects. With demos. And documentation. And everything.

Timeline

Estimated completion: Soon™ (but like, actually soon this time)

P.S. - If you’re a recruiter reading this, I promise the actual projects are impressive. They’re just camera-shy right now.